Pussy Look Out

Anyone else feeling like me?  Champagned and turkeyed out?  Oh for a few draughts of water and some cooling slices of watermelon.  Add to that a few dozing days by the sea and you have my idea of heaven.  Right now that is.  A few days of water, fruit and a sunburned beach and I’ll be screaming for the finer things of civilisation.

I am on the lookout for a pussy.  A furry black one or a pretty blue.  Not dyed, shaved, or otherwise modified.  Not docked or clipped.  A gently handled, and relatively unused pussy would be ideal.  If you know of one for sale, do let me know. 

And this is all for now.  The Champagne has, I’m sorry to say, affected me much more than I had realised.

To all, I bid you a fond adieu.  I must away to the Land of Nod.  Or a little doze in front of the fire.

L. xx